one night stand one hiter quiter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

ONE NIGHT STAND ONE HITER QUITER

 

 

 

MIDDAY OR MIDDLE OF WEEK: A one night stand can be some scary shit why these days you don’t know whats real? First she have long hair than bam she got no hair! He look like he got a load down there and get him home and a sock fall out! You want to tell yourself what the hell I’m doing! But as a {MAN} AND BE REAL! As when I was a young man my mind was on just hit it and quit it! Love to meet some one with no strings! But now days it cost you more than when  I was young why you say? I never needed a condom there was nothing bad but crabs or penicillin. Either the crabs will let you know you caught something or the penicillin killed what the hell you caught! But these days you need two because you know one always split!Tried a condom on once and the thing first it was to tight! Back then one size fit all and we didn’t have your selection you have to day! Now this is me and that  is why I’m a one woman man !I like to feel what I’m getting! Not having rubber with slime in it and on it  or some chemical in it or on it to give you pleasure when bare back is the true way!  But that was then and this is now! 7 THINGS TO DO THE MORNING AFTER A ONE NIGHT STAND!

 First: know where the hell you are why you don’t want to be lost and have to go back to ask where the hell am I.SECOND : make sure that you have all you stuff because if you go back it might turn into another all nigher! THIRD:check your phone repeat check your phone why nine time out of ten some one called you and if you need them hell you got the number!FOURTH: ask yourself was that worth bragging rights or do you tell a lie to make up for that strange time you just had! FIFTH: get home and wait to make sure that your ding dong don’t fall off! or your kitty cat don’t get a leak in it! SIXTH: REALLY IMPORTANT! REMEMBER THEIR NAME why if you can’t remember how would you know who got you knocked up or who got the word out that your sock fell out! SEVENTH AND LAST! make sure that you can still be cool with them if you see them again why if you was a creep then you can call their name why they run away!

  ALWAYS LEAVE A MARK! ALWAYS KNOCK THE BOTTOM OUT OF THAT SNATCH OR RIDE THE DUDE AND MAKE HIS SUN SET! LEAVE A MARK THAT SAY’S i BEEN THERE DO A GOOD JOB AND YOU JUST MIGHT GO BACK FOR MORE PEACE PASTORSVOICE

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