A BAD FEVER

 

 
 
 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

a bad fever!

 
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MAN WHAT IS THIS FEELING THAT GOT MY FULL ATTENTION THAT MAKE ME JUMP HOLLA SCREAM AT MY LAPTOP AND TV THAT MAKE ME LOSE ALL MY CALMNESS ACT UP SO BAD THAT YOU WILL LOOK AT ME AND SAY I’M CRAZY ! WHAT IS THIS THAT TURN A GROWN MAN IN TO A PILE OF WHINING HIDING DON’T TALK TO ME NOW! KIND OF PERSON? HEY DO YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM IN YOUR HOUSE? NOW HEY THIS IS THE BEST FEVER YOU CAN GET! WHY WOMEN SAY THEY DON’T LIKE THIS TIME OF YEAR BUT THAT’S A LIE LOOK BELOW AND SEE HOW MUCH THEY REALLY LIKE THIS TIME OF YEAR MAN YOU CAN WATCH THIS ALL DAY AND NEVER CHANGE THE STATION! YEAH!

THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR MAKE A COOL CALM AND COLLECTED MAN ACT CRAZY JUMPING ON CHAIRS PUMPING HIS FIST NOT PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO WIFE AND KIDS HEY IF YOU WANT TO THEY CAN LEAVE ALL DAY AND HE WILL NOT MISS THEM! THIS IS WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS BLOG WHY THE FEVER GOT ME 19 MORE WEEKS THEN WE KICK IT TO HIGH GEAR THEY UNTIL FEBRUARY THEN ALL THINGS COME TO A STOP IN THAT MONTH WHY THE BEST FEVER WILL STOP ALL AND MAKE US LIKE SLAVES THAT WE GET READY FOR THAT DAY WHEN THE SUPERBOWL COMES ON NOBODY WILL CARE IF THE DOG IS KICKING CAT AZZ OR JIMMY GOT SUE BY THE HAIR OR IF THE YARD NEED WORK HELL BETTER CLEAN THE HOUSE BEFORE THEN WHY WE WILL DROP A BOMB IN A ROOM AND PISS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE OFF IN THE MORNING HEY PEOPLE FOOTBALL IS BACK AND RED ZONE OF NFL CHANNEL WHO WANT MY MONEY WHY EVERY GAME WILL I SEE AND CABLE CAN KISS MY AZZ AT THAT TIME WHY WE WILL BE KNEE DEEP  IN SOMEBODY AZZ ABOUT HOW SORRY THEIR TEAM IS OR BUST THEIR DREAMS OF SUPERBOWL WHEN WE PUT THEIR AZZ OUT OF PLAYOFFS!

NO FEELINGS WHEN YOU GET YOUR AZZ WHIPPED THIS YEAR JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN PEACE PASTORSVOICE!

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